0rpheum
Department of Poetic Justice

As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Traffic Warden’s Funeral a voice from inside screams “I’m not dead, I’m not dead. Let me out!”
 
The Vicar smiles, leans forward sucking air through his teeth and mutters: “Too f**king late pal, I’ve already done the paperwork”

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